Saturday's wakeboarding adventure was relatively normal. Except for the cops that were pulling over anyone who looked like they were having too much fun... they of course deserved a ticket for
something, right? They made me nervous, and I didn't like driving the boat
right in front of them while Jeff was wakeboarding because I'm really good at not staying in the channel, and God knows I can't keep track of where all those manatee zones start and end.
At some point during the day, Jeff made a comment about the steering feeling stiff... or loose.... or something :) Obviously, I shrugged it off, thought nothing of it, and went along my merry, tanning way.
We came back home for a couple of hours, and eventually went back out for more wakeboarding. We even decided we would let Naish have a little fun and let him come along with us. Jeff let me go first. What he doesn't know is that he really didn't have a choice anyways... the sun was going down soon, and there was no way I was going to wait another 15 minutes and get into that black, dirty water at sunset, because, in my mind, that's when all the hungry alligators come out and roam the river looking for small, defenseless girls bobbing around in the water, ignorant of the 26 gators swimming not 2 feet underneath them, waiting to take a bite. NO THANKS! So I went first... I'm sitting there, holding the rope, ignorantly bobbing in the water waiting for Jeff to go when I feel a bubble come up underneath me. Not a little bubble... a 3 foot wide there's-an-animal-underneath-you bubble. This is when I yelled to Jeff, "Okay I'm ready!" He was fiddling with something... something not nearly as important as his girlfriend who was about to become dinner to the swamp monster. Then there was another bubble. And another. Followed by about 4 massive ones, which at this point I just knew was this animal opening up its gaping jaws ready to take a bite out of me... which would have been tragic considering I was wearing my brand new pink life jacket that Jeff had just picked out for me earlier that day, which of course matched my pink bathing suit,
and my pink board... a board that I had already figured out I would be using as a weapon against swamp monster attacks. What a waste of perfectly good pink attire. Anyways... so at this point I'm screaming, literally
screaming something along the lines of, "JEFF! I'm ready... I said I'M READY! Go! JEFFFFF there's something underneath me GO! Go Go Go." And then all I can think is... I better calm down, because when that boat starts moving and I'm still freaking out, I'm going to fall right over and become dinner. So I wakeboarded for awhile... longer than I really wanted to at that point because I knew that letting go meant bobbing the water waiting for the boat to come back to me and I really wasn't looking forward to that. But my legs were tired, and the sun was going down, so I called it quits. And so did the boat. Did it circle around to me? No. It didn't. Jeff threw his hands up in the air and yelled something about the steering going out. Great. I swam as fast as my little legs would let me, making sure to splash and make lots of noise along the way. Swamp monsters are afraid of splashing.
I made it safely back to the boat. But now we had no steering, and we had to get home somehow. You know those little emergency paddles that are stored in the boat, in case your engine dies or you... oh I don't know, lose steering? Well ours got to make it's debut! But we didn't paddle... scratch that,
Jeff didn't paddle... I was never a factor in this paddling equation, okay? Never. Instead, we slowly made our way back across the swamp monster infested river with Jeff sitting on the back using the paddle as a rudder and steering us home. And I must admit, he did a pretty darn good job. I was impressed. Somewhere along the way home, Jeff made fun of me for "always freaking out" when there's a "manatee" (SWAMP MONSTER!) near me in the water. It's not the fact that there's a harmless manatee probably 6 inches under my rear end, it's the fact that there's SOMETHING there in this dirty, black water where I can't see anything 3 inches below the surface, something that I can't see and don't know what's it doing or where it's going. It's like having to walk down the hallway at night when it's pitch black, and you start to panic a little bit because you can't see anything. Is there a serial killer standing 2 inches in front of your face waiting to kidnap you? Probably not. But the fact that there COULD be and you wouldn't know it until you ran into him is the scary part.
We made it home, all limbs still attached and all pink life jackets still intact. All day Sunday was devoted to this...

Working on the boat! Booooooo. And Jeff's newest invention... the LED coat hanger...


It was a completely necessary and ingenious invention, and the only way we were able to get that stupid cable through that stupid pipe. Jeff is well on his way to having a fully operational boat again... or at least one you can steer :)